TDV: Ok. Hell, let's go crazy! I mean, for real, if I was yo' girlfriend, it would be the Greeeeeaaaatest romance that's ever been sold! But hold up...wait a minute...
Prince: Yes, you sexy mf?
TDV: I need to call up Kerry Washington.
Prince: You need another lover...like you need a hole in your head...
TDV: No...wait...stay with me, Kid. She does a MEAN Darlin' Nikki...
Prince: Scandalous!
TDV: And then she changes outfits and does her Lady Cab Driver bit...and I'm like "child please...ain't
BUT 23 positions in a one night stand" so then we...*guitar riff*...kiss.
Prince: Cream.
TDV: I know right?!
Prince: But baby, I'm a star! I'm the interNATIONAL lover...can take you around the world in one day AND under a cherry moon...
TDV: Ok Prince...ummm...I adore you but I don't even know what that means...
Prince: It's ok, I don't either really...
TDV: ...or why it was in black and white...
Prince: ...right...
TDV: Or Graffiti Bridge...
Prince: ...yeah...
Both sit and ponder in silence
TDV: Welp...time to call Kerry now.
Prince: Insatiable.
TDV: Yes, LoveSexy, but you're gonna love it 2 the 9's...all night...chaos and disorder, diamonds and pearls...gonna be straight up Erotic City up in this piece!
Prince: Ohhh...wait...
TDV: What? What happened?
Prince: Call my name...
TDV: :-|
Prince: Call it! Call my name...
TDV: Prince?
Prince: Yes, my name is Prince.
TDV: (smiles): Yes...yes. Your name is Prince...and nothing compares...nothing compares to you. Happy Birthday.
Prince: Thank you.
Silence again...ponder some more.
TDV: Can I...?
Prince: ...yeah, gon' and call Kerry now.
AND...
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